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Friday, October 22, 2004

Bono's Stolen Crap Returned

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Seems some tramps stole a briefcase full of Bono's crap, including lyrics, pictures and a bunch of other garbage, way back in 1981 whilst the band was touring in lovely Portland, Oregon. Said crap has been now returned.

A lyrical quest for Bono ends where it began Portland is at center stage as fans set out to right a wrong after discovering long lost U2 material
Friday, October 22, 2004
Danielle Rheaume was trading e-mails with work mate Cindy Harris about their favorite band, when Harris made a startling claim.
I've got some of U2's things, Harris wrote her last October. I'll tell you about it sometime.
"No, tell me about it now -- I have to see it!" Rheaume said she wrote back.
Rheaume suspected the items Harris possessed might include legendary lyrics thought to have been stolen in Portland in the early 1980s. The loss had forced U2 to hastily rewrite its second album, "October."
The next day at work in Olympia, Rheaume knew she was right

No word on whether Bono's plans for world peace or economic salvation were included in the goods. I should note that the recovery was made strikingly close to the basecamp of a certain troublemaker, who refuses comment thus far...

In related news, Sonny Bono is still presumed deceased as a result of trees placed in his ski path by Haliburton.

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