Logic, reason and deep psychological problems displayed for your amusement

Saturday, November 06, 2004

WInners and Losers

My addition:

Lesbianism- Kedwards attempt to drive a wedge into the hearts of those whacky Evangelicals seems to have shown that they have less concern of lesbos than they do of francophiles.
Manliness- Cowboy Bush, bull dog Cheney, Rummy, Condi Rice, et al, this was a manly crew.
Jesus Christ up in Heaven (and making cameo appearances on my blog today)- Probably #1 on KKKarl Rove's speed dial now
Maalox- because losing can cause upset stomach, gas and/or diarrhea

John Stewart- Looks like his (typical)brand of smug self-righteous liberalism failed to drive all that many of his fans to the Kerry rescue
Democrat homophobia- See "Lesbianism" above.
Girly Men- "and we have better hair" seems a bit thin in retrospect now, doesn't it?
Gin Soaked Raisins- No longer slated for FDAapproval as an arthritis cure.


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