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Sunday, December 05, 2004

Helping Suha

Here at Vetterworld we are used to abusive, annoying and occasionally X-rated mail, so this gentle note from our close personal friend Suha came as a poignant reminder of the shared and delicate human experience that is life:

Dear Friend,

This mail may not be surprising to you if you have been
following current events in the international media with
reference to the Middle East and Palestine in particular.
I am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the
Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his
death and even prior to the announcement, I have been thrown
into a state of antagonism, confusion, humiliation,
frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of
the Palestinian Liberation Organization and
the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to
physical and psychological torture. As a widow that is so
traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the
country at the moment.
You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet
on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank
account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums
of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have
refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine
Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by
the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion
Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make
me poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no
regards for woman, hence my desire for a foreign assistance.
I have deposited the sum of 21 million dollars with a
financial firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until
we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive
this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any
Investment opportunity. This arrangement will be known to
you and I alone and all our correspondence should be
strictly on email alone because our government has tapped
all my lines.
In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our
mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your
Percentage share of the $21,000,000 that will be kept in
your position for a while and invested in your name for my
trust pending when my Daughter, Zahwa, will come off age and
take full responsibility of her Family Estate/inheritance.
Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes
once in life time and more so, if you are hornet, I am going
to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of the
legacy we keep for our children.
In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the
security and international media as I am giving you this
information in total trust and confidence I will greatly
appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith. Please
expedite action.

Yours sincerely,
Suha Arafat


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